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Make This a Chapter in My Book...

Growing up, everytime I had a good, philosphical thought, I'd shout "Make this a chapter in my book!" Well, it certainly is not a book, but it's close enough.

I've decided to document via blog all the random concepts I've come up with over the years. Having turned 21 not more than two weeks ago, I'm pretty much ready to take on the world - blog style. I really tried to fit in to the "my boyfriend dumped me, and I got a great deal on this plus I just sewed an entire wardrobe" world of blogging, but that didn't go over too well.

These posts are loaded with random (sometimes useless) facts that you can hopefully gather inspiration from! ...or atleast, a conversation starter or two. Give it a read, so that you won't be tempted to judge the "proverbial" book by its cover... or in this case, the "proverbial" blog by its URL.

Chapter 16: I Thought This Stuff Only Happened In Movies

GUYS! ....I had so many possibilities of things to write about today until I experienced the events that took place this morning. I'm going to write it up like a news broadcast for dramatic effect.... don't hate.

"BREAKING NEWS: This just in...

In the wee hours of the morning on December 11, 2009, a young college student, H Miracle, was seen walking from her 350Z parked in the best parking spot on the fourth floor of her college's outside parking garage.

Witnesses say that the last time they saw Heather was while she was entering the elevator from fourth floor to first... but. she. never. made. it.

*camera switches to video clip of said elevator*

Heather accounted later on that the door to the elevator had closed abruptly leaving a lingering thought of panic in the back of her mind. This panic was soon heightened to a whole new level when the elevator came to a sudden halt suspending the cab and its contents between the first and second floors where it refused to move from that point.

Reporters at the sceen (ok... not really, but I'm being dramatic, rememebr?) reported that the college student had tried pressing every available button until the last alternative was the emergency call button to 911. Emergency services immediately contacted the local police department who, 15 agonizingly cold minutes later, finally managed to get the doors to unleash their hold of terror on their young stylish prisoner.

In a later police report (again... dramatic effect), it was said that upon exiting the tin coffin of death, Heather turned to the police men, smiled, and said "I think I'll take the stairs." ...

Stay tuned for our next report: Tiger Woods - 20 mistresses and counting!"

BAHAHAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT TRAPPED IN A FREAKING ELEVATOR!? I thought that stuff only happened in the movies!! Yeah, so I might've made it just a wee bit more dramatic than reality... but only a little. ;)

Moral of the Story: If you get stuck in elevators, request the emergency services send McGorgeous police men to your rescue.


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4 comments

  1. Kendall on December 11, 2009 at 6:53 p.m.

    Try being claustrophobic and trapped in an elevator. Now THAT'S a fun experience.

     
  2. E on December 13, 2009 at 6:40 p.m.

    Nice drama creation! lol, eff that for a joke, getting stuck in elevators sounds like a nightmare.

     
  3. Living with Balls on December 14, 2009 at 12:30 p.m.

    Nice job building up the drama

     
  4. HMiracle on December 14, 2009 at 2:52 p.m.

    Odd Duck... omw, my mother is claustrophobic. I couldn't IMAGINE what it'd be like to be in there! Forunately, there was a ton of windows :D

    Elise... haha I shoulda been a news writer ;D Crazyness tho fo sho!

    Living with Balls (haha, awkward typing that)... Thanks ;) i tried... really hard actually lol

     


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        • Chapter 21: The Profile Picture Dilemma
        • Chapter 20: "I've Got a Gun"
        • Chapter 19: Ebay Makes Me Queen of the Internets
        • Chapter 18: Shoe Fetish
        • Chapter 17: The Art of Leaving
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        • Chapter 15: Creeper Confessions
        • Chapter 14: Bah Humbug!
        • Chapter 13: A Forbes Christmas
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