As I'm driving down the road about a month ago, I notice a BMW Z4... meh, it's a pretty sexy car... for a girl or an older man who thought it was "hip" to drive. Sprawled all over the back is some "Fitness Trainer" ad... now, I'm certainly not a fan of defacing any car... let alone a sports car... even if it is an advertisement.
Traffic here in the 'burbs of the District is comparable to a mall's parking lot at Christmas time, so needless to say... we were probably cruising along at a speed of 5 - 10 miles per hour. Making great time, I know. The Z4 passes me, just as I looked over only to notice the. most. gorgeous. man. ever. Yeah, Elise, you certianly caught on to something with these "meathead" types.
Anyways... we play a quick game of "who can get farther along in traffic than the other person"... i really don't think I've come so close to hitting a car in my life.... McGorgeous drives like an idiot. And... as quickly as it had begun, it ended. I took my exit never to see McGorgeous again.... until today.
*que background music*
There he was, in all his glory, in my rear view. He pulls along side looking as sexy as ever! I laughed... because, I mean, he is just that good looking. And he laughed... probably because he thought I was 12. Darn it.
And once again as fate would have it, I ran the yellow light and he didn't make it through. FATE, why must you be so cruel?! .... I really should stop running yellow lights too.
But, this time I looked him up... and by "look him up" i mean, I could probably tell you more about this guy than his own mother. Amazing what the power of the internets is capable of these days!
I will leave you (girls) with this... a photo I stole off of one of his many social networking profiles. I know what you're going to think... "Yeah sure Heather, I can google 'sexy gorgeous men' and post up random-ass pics too!" But I do not lie... this pic is ACTUALLY him... my future husband. *coughs*

Holy freaking hotness, Heather!! Alright, here's the deal - I'll invite you to my Meathead wedding and you'll invite me to your Meathead wedding. See you there!
OMG I know right?! And about your offer... on one condition: we each get a pic with each other's meathead... no questions asked ;) then I think we definitely got a deal!
In the meantime, I'll creep along Rt. 50 in hopes of running into (literally) McGorgeous over here.