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Make This a Chapter in My Book...

Growing up, everytime I had a good, philosphical thought, I'd shout "Make this a chapter in my book!" Well, it certainly is not a book, but it's close enough.

I've decided to document via blog all the random concepts I've come up with over the years. Having turned 21 not more than two weeks ago, I'm pretty much ready to take on the world - blog style. I really tried to fit in to the "my boyfriend dumped me, and I got a great deal on this plus I just sewed an entire wardrobe" world of blogging, but that didn't go over too well.

These posts are loaded with random (sometimes useless) facts that you can hopefully gather inspiration from! ...or atleast, a conversation starter or two. Give it a read, so that you won't be tempted to judge the "proverbial" book by its cover... or in this case, the "proverbial" blog by its URL.

Dec 10

Chapter 15: Creeper Confessions

So, as non-gender specific as I've attempted (and somewhat failed... lol stephen) to be, I've got to post about this. And yes, I am a creeper... 100%. No doubt about it.

As I'm driving down the road about a month ago, I notice a BMW Z4... meh, it's a pretty sexy car... for a girl or an older man who thought it was "hip" to drive. Sprawled all over the back is some "Fitness Trainer" ad... now, I'm certainly not a fan of defacing any car... let alone a sports car... even if it is an advertisement.

Traffic here in the 'burbs of the District is comparable to a mall's parking lot at Christmas time, so needless to say... we were probably cruising along at a speed of 5 - 10 miles per hour. Making great time, I know. The Z4 passes me, just as I looked over only to notice the. most. gorgeous. man. ever. Yeah, Elise, you certianly caught on to something with these "meathead" types.

Anyways... we play a quick game of "who can get farther along in traffic than the other person"... i really don't think I've come so close to hitting a car in my life.... McGorgeous drives like an idiot. And... as quickly as it had begun, it ended. I took my exit never to see McGorgeous again.... until today.


*que background music*

There he was, in all his glory, in my rear view. He pulls along side looking as sexy as ever! I laughed... because, I mean, he is just that good looking. And he laughed... probably because he thought I was 12. Darn it.


And once again as fate would have it, I ran the yellow light and he didn't make it through. FATE, why must you be so cruel?! .... I really should stop running yellow lights too.

But, this time I looked him up... and by "look him up" i mean, I could probably tell you more about this guy than his own mother. Amazing what the power of the internets is capable of these days!

I will leave you (girls) with this... a photo I stole off of one of his many social networking profiles. I know what you're going to think... "Yeah sure Heather, I can google 'sexy gorgeous men' and post up random-ass pics too!" But I do not lie... this pic is ACTUALLY him... my future husband. *coughs*




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  1. E on December 10, 2009 at 5:30 p.m.

    Holy freaking hotness, Heather!! Alright, here's the deal - I'll invite you to my Meathead wedding and you'll invite me to your Meathead wedding. See you there!

     
  2. HMiracle on December 11, 2009 at 1:49 p.m.

    OMG I know right?! And about your offer... on one condition: we each get a pic with each other's meathead... no questions asked ;) then I think we definitely got a deal!

    In the meantime, I'll creep along Rt. 50 in hopes of running into (literally) McGorgeous over here.

     


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