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Make This a Chapter in My Book...

Growing up, everytime I had a good, philosphical thought, I'd shout "Make this a chapter in my book!" Well, it certainly is not a book, but it's close enough.

I've decided to document via blog all the random concepts I've come up with over the years. Having turned 21 not more than two weeks ago, I'm pretty much ready to take on the world - blog style. I really tried to fit in to the "my boyfriend dumped me, and I got a great deal on this plus I just sewed an entire wardrobe" world of blogging, but that didn't go over too well.

These posts are loaded with random (sometimes useless) facts that you can hopefully gather inspiration from! ...or atleast, a conversation starter or two. Give it a read, so that you won't be tempted to judge the "proverbial" book by its cover... or in this case, the "proverbial" blog by its URL.

Chapter 7: In the spirit of Cyber Monday

It's Cyber Monday... you know, the Monday following Black Friday when everyone who didn't find their great deals on foot turn to the wonderful world of the internets to salvage what bargains they can.

Well, in the spirit of this American "holiday", I've decided to post up some pretty awesome things I have come across recently. Who knows, maybe you would even decide to get one for yourself! *cough* I mean, for some else.... it is Christmas, isn't it? Darn.

First on my list of "OMG NO WAY" gifts is this great idea I saw advertised by Target...

  • Portable Charging Power Mat

This little guy wirelessly charges up to 3 Powermat-enabled devices simultaneously (plus one USB power port). By way of devices, this includes I-Phones, I-Pods, DS Lites/DSI, Blackberrys, Motorola/Samsung/LG/Palm/Bluetooth headsets and phones, GPS devices, and even some cameras! Folds for ultra-compact storage. Works with all Powermat receivers. Universal Powercube with 8 tips is included to enable you to charge hundreds of devices.

Buy it here for the (well, I think it's a steal) low price of $100.

Second thing I find necessary for any clerical office worker and/or college student is this... #2 on my list:

  • Pulse Smart Pen by Livescribe

This is pure awesomeness via writing utensil. The Pulse Smartpen records and links audio to what you write so you’ll never miss a word in a lecture or meeting again. Listen to your recordings by tapping on what you wrote. Search and share your notes from your computer. 4GB of memory captures approximately 400 hours of recorded audio. Comes with a USB mobile charging cradle, starter notebook of dot paper, a Smartpen case and a 3-D recording headset.

Crazy, write?! (notice my obvious play on words....). Although, be warned- this pen only works with livescribes special paper which probably isn't selling at a bargain price either.

Buy it here for the slightly thief-like price of $200.

Third... and might I say what an epic third it is... is this awesome piece of awesomeness that I ran across in the Sony store this weekend...

  • Sony's "Party-Shot" dock

My friends, this little camera accessory is a-maze-ing. "Relax and enjoy the party while the Party-shot™ personal photographer automatically takes your photos for you. Party-shot works with your TX1 or WX1 Cyber-shot® camera's Face Detection and Smile Shutter™ technologies to automatically take photos at the event. Intelligent composition uses the rule of thirds to compose great shots and motion detection seeks out movement to take the photo at the right moment. It's never been easier to see amazing results of those once in a lifetime candid moments."

No lie, I walk into the Sony store and this little guy is searching the store for the "picture perfect moment". When it finds the face of me, my mom, and sister, it centers, focuses, and then shoots! It was really like watching a robot... kinda creepy but a must have none-the-less. I guess the catch is you have to own the Sony camera in order for it to be compatable.... darn it.

Buy it here for the pure awesome price of $150.

And now, I have to tell you a sad, sad story. Traveling to work listening to the local music station, the DJ announces the possible new "fad" for kids this year.... something called.... *drumroll* Zhu Zhu hamsters. Now, the ebayer inside of me devulged a plan to purchase a handful of these little.... well, fake hamsters and hoard them till the parents of unrelenting brats would shell out just about any amount of money for these so called Zhu Zhu's.

My coworkers, however, remained unconvinced after googling "Zhu Zhu hamsters" and finding Amazon shock full of 'em. But will you take a look at this.... Wal-Mart's website shows EVERY SINGLE ZHU ZHU HAMSTER IS OUT OF STOCK!

So, for my fourth hot item this season, i present you with the....

  • Zhu-Zhu Pet

These 3 different Zhu Zhu Pets are motorized hamsters with their own unique personalities and whimsical sounds. Characters include Mr. Squiggles, Num Nums and Chunk. AND might I add, even target has no Zhu Zhu hamsters :( (moment of silence for that extra christmas bonus i let slip through my fingers....)

Finally, I am any shoe's #1 fan... but i have to draw the line. And the line has been drawn at my number four pretty awesome christmas gifts.... it would be the

  • MBT Shoes - "The Anti Shoe"

These disgracez to the fashion shoe industry are actually pretty impressive. Step. Rolling action. Step. Rolling action. This simple movement creates tremendous benefit. Helping solve knee and back problems, relieve tension in the neck, ease joint pains – and more or less in passing help to tone and shape firm buttocks and thighs. And burning more calories when standing and slow running compared to ordinary shoes.

Tight buns in exchange for your foot's dignity? .... it's a tough decision. These shoes are certainly a sight for sore eyes but with all those added benefits, how can you not consider it? Maybe you could pull it off by only wearing them in the secrecy of your own home?

These puppies (notice my pun on feet... ie "puppies") don't come cheap either - there truly is no such this as free buns of steel. Find them online or in Naturalizer stores ranging in price between $150 - $250.

Well, that concludes my Cyber Monday Holiday wishes! If I find anymore incredible awesomeness, i'll be sure to update this post so stay tuned and happy bargain hunting!

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Chapter 6: How I Met Your Mother

First... this is a totally random post that has little to do with anything, but....

Ok, I have to let you guys in on the. funniest. show. ever. If you are ever feeling down/depressed/suicidal, you have got to rent the first season of this show and prepare for the marathon of lol's. Here's a description with the help of the almighty wikipedia. (Ps- what would the world/college students do without wikipedia!?)

The main character, Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), in the year 2030 recounts to his son and daughter the events that led to his meeting their mother. How I Met Your Mother's other main characters are Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel), Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) ((my personal favorite)), and Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan).

I mean, even theme song, a portion of "Hey Beautiful" by The Solids (of which the creators are members), is catchy. Believe me, after three episodes, you'll find yourself singing along... which isn't hard since there are no words. But moving on....

Some classics from the show (aside from the million plus hilarious quotes) include Barney's Bro Code (stated by Barney many times throughout the series, is a set of written rules for bros to follow, and has been published as a tie-in novel and also an audiobook). Me thinks this will make for a great Christmas stocking stuffer for the sister and her hubby who are just as in love with Barney as I am.

Barney's Blog: Throughout the series, Barney makes references to his blog. CBS hosts and updates a copy of Barney's Blog.

Swarley.com: In the episode
Swarley, Barney at the end tries to pretend he loves his new name to avoid being called Swarley again. Though it is not shown in the episode, there is a website called Swarley.com about it.

Anyways, I HIGHLY recommend this show. Do you all like it? Loooove it? Hate it? Regardless, my heart belongs to Barney Stintson! Give it a try!!
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Chapter 5: The First Step

So I've done it - I have decided to take my own advice and jump head first (ok, maybe feet first) into the hopefully ludicrous world of commercial real estate. Who knows, maybe you'll be inspired and decide to do the same; ergo, I will document this process by steps!

  • Step 1: The Beginning

To earn a commerical real estate license, most states require that you take some sort of online classes to earn a certificate of completion which will then allow you to register for the state examination. Now, from what I can tell, this class isn't focused on just commercial real estate but is rather focused on real estate in its entirety. I think the specifications as to which division of real estate you intend to continue in is made at the state exam level.

The online school of choice for me currently is Allied Online Educational Programs which has been most helpful in answering my questions. Here are the guidelines (for my state):

"You must be 18 years of age or older and have completed 60 hours of courses that were approved by the state commission. These hours are known as your pre-license. You will need to pass a final proctored exam with a score of 70% or higher and then pass the state exam. Every 2 years you are required to take 16 hours of state approved courses. Eight of the sixteen hours need to be: Ethics and standards of conduct, legal update and emerging trends, real estate agency and real estate contracts. The other 8 courses are considered electives and need to be in related and approved subjects."

Not too hard, right? I'll continue to update my progress once I've enlisted in the online courses. This week or next, I plan on meeting with a commercial real estate agent that has worked with my father in the past in hopes to gain helpful insight from someone who is already apart of the field. If I happen to gain anything worth repeating, I will certainly pass it along!

I hope you, the reader, find inspiration through this and maybe decide to change things up... remember: high risk = high return!

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Chapter 4: Some Much Needed Humor

Ok, read this on a car forum the other day.... it made me laugh, cry, and wonder if it is actually true.

Hope you like it! And have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

"I don't get to see my girflriend too much because I work so many hours a week that it's almost impossible. That, mixed with her schedule, doesn't make for much time to see her. When I do find time to see her, I fly from work to her house going 90 in a 55 MPH zone.

That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror.

Damn, I've just been pulled over. The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual "license and registration, please".

Nothing out of the ordinary. I carry a gun for my profession and still had it strapped to my side, so I showed him my work ID and gun permit BEFORE whipping out the gun and saying: "Here's my gun! I'm allowed to carry one!" Phew, won't do that one again.

After looking over the permit, he eyeballed my crotch. "I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car, sir. Keep your hands where I can see them."

Either he's a gay cop, or he has a problem with the gun. I was asked to put my hands on the roof of the car. He pulled my 357 out of its holder. "I'm going to hold onto this while I run your license, if you don't mind.

You can step back into the car." I got in and shut my door. "So, Mr. Justin, why were you driving so fast?" At this moment, my bull**** dispenser started cranking.

I could afford another ticket, but would rather not deal with an increased insurance rate. I started spitting a line of total BS.

"Well sir, my job doesn't allow me to see my fiance very much. Since this is the first time in forever that I'm going to see her, I'm rushing to her house to pop the question. I apologize for speeding, I'm just so excited to see the look on her face when I ask her to marry me."

"Do you have a ring?" "No sir, can't afford one."

"Ah, poor kid." "I know. Could you do me a favor and write me a ticket? I'd like to look back on this night and laugh about the time I was pulled over and given a ticket the night I was rushing to propose to my wife."

The reason I asked him this is to make my story seem to check out. I'm calling his bluff, if you will.

"Haha, you kids. I'll tell you what-- I'll do you one better. I'll escort you over there through traffic if you're in that much of a rush. Wouldn't that be more of a story?" Damnit.

The guy's caught up in making a Kodak moment when all I want to do is get him off my back and eat tacos with my girlfriend... NOT propose.

I've only known the girl for two months-- not exactly ready for the big commitment yet. "Yes sir, I do believe it would."

After giving him her street name and address, he knew exactly where to go. ****. I got in my car and followed him as his siren rang out. Traffic pulled to the side, peopled yielded at red lights, and cars stopped-- all so I could have tacos with my girlfriend. After getting to her house, the officer stepped out of his car and knocked on her door.

She opened it and stared at him, then me in a look of confusion. "Hi, I pulled this gentleman over a few minutes ago because he was in a rush to get over here so fast. Justin? Would you like to take it from here?"

I looked at Courtney, then the officer, who wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. I tried to take her inside, but the officer stood right there in the doorway to witness the event. The things I'd do to get out of a ticket.

"Courtney... I know I've only known you a short time. But, in that short time ... Will you marry me?" She wouldn't say yes. She's younger than I am and always talked about how she wanted to date a guy forever until making a commitment. '

'YES JUSTIN! I WILL MARRY YOU!"

The officer smiled and clapped as Courtney clamped her arms around my body. The neighbors, who had been wondering why a cop car with its lights on was outside her house cheered. Courtney's parents called me and told me that they were proud that their daughter found such a nice guy. Me?

Well I got out of a ticket. **** you. I'm engaged.

-Sideburns"

http://funny-speeding-tickets.blogspot.com/
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Chapter 3: Smart vs. Brilliant

There were so many thing I have been thinking about writing about, but I've finally narrowed it down to this: the difference between being smart and being brilliant.

Recently, I have been rethinking my career path. Is working for a government contractor as a part of an IT/Finance team what I see myself doing for the rest of my life? And if I'm not doing IT/Finance, what should I be doing? ...but this is a whole 'nother post.

Basically, I started looking up salaries to see which posistion pays more and which position pays less - and then it hit me: there are people who are smart and there are people who are brilliant. According to salary.com, the mean income for an Electrical engineer in the Washington/Metro area is between $57,916 and $68,623 a year.

An IT person (specifically an Application Systems Analyst in the Metro area) makes somewhere on average between $50,479 and $66,287 with the 90th percentile earning as much as $75,186 per year.

The mean income for a Commerical Real Estate Executive in the Washington/Metro area) is between $171,536 and $299,399 per year with the 90th percentile pulling in over $365,349 a year on average!

So... what's the difference between these jobs that puts the average incomes worlds apart from each other? Let's take a look... I searched ehow.com to find out their recommendations on how to accomplish the following:

Electrical Engineers....
  1. Major in electrical engineering during your undergraduate years in college.
  2. Look for student electrical engineering clubs and activities to help you apply what you learned in the classroom.
  3. Try to do some undergraduate research with one of your professors
  4. Join an organization for electrical engineers. Some groups, including the popular Institute for Electrical and Electronics Engineers
  5. Continue to stay up to date on electrical engineering advancements. If you want to become an excellent engineer, you'll need to realize that your education doesn't end when you finish college.

Systems Analyst...

  1. Begin the appropriate education to become a SAP system analyst. A bachelor's degree in computer systems, industrial engineering or business management is desired by the companies who hire SAP specialists
  2. Brush up on SAP computer software. It's utilized in different industries for system applications and data processing methods.
  3. Manage your choices wisely during college to prepare for a career as a SAP analyst. In addition to taking classes like SAP XI and NetWeaver, learn about business administration and sales and marketing.
  4. Apply for a position as a SAP system analyst.
  5. Get a professional certification to add to your credentials. In addition to your bachelor's degree, obtain a master-certification in SAP systems
  6. Continue your education. For further advancement in this field, a postgraduate degree can serve you well.

Commerical Real Estate Agent...

  1. Take real estate classes.
  2. Contact a commercial real estate brokerage that you would like to work with.
  3. Sign up for the real estate salesperson test in your state after you complete the preliminary course.
  4. Pay the necessary dues required by your brokerage.
  5. Continue your education in the commercial real estate field by signing up for ongoing courses through your brokerage.

So now you can see each job requirement. Can you see where I am going with this? The highest earning income required the least amount of work. Now, I'm not saying that commercial real estate agents accidentally become successful, but look, it requires NO undergraduate degree let alone a masters!

Back to my chapter title - those who are smart vs. those who are brilliant. Brilliant people are those guys who graduated valedictorian of their classes, took honors and AP courses their entire lives, and could tell you any mathematical formula and how it applies to just about anything. They know everything about everything. These are the people who I look at in awe and admiration.

But who I would like to focus most on is the smart people. The guy who made it through school and was happy to finish, has a great personality and even better leadership skills. The guy who can walk into a room of strangers and leave with life-long friends. This guy is the guy who will grow up to be smart. By smart, i mean this guy will have the know-how on how to network with the right people and which relationships to captialize on. He'll be known as that guy with "connections"... the person who "know's a guy"... in essence, he'll be the smart guy who makes more money than the brilliant guy.

It comes down to an easily stated yet complicated question: do you want to be knowledge rich or money rich? What do you think. Do you agree with these two categories of the workforce? Do you think brilliant people are the smart people in the end? I'd like to know!

Please, take time to leave a much appreciated comment.

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Chapter 2: Two Types of People - The Theory

After many lunch meetings and casual dinners, I have come to the conclusion that there are two categories of people in the world, and from these two categories, we can derive all we need to know about any individual we come in contact with.

Ok, so maybe it isn't the solution to finding everything about a person in one word, but it's not too far off. Hear me out...

The Theory: There are two categories which most (not all) people fit into - those who like chain restaurants and those who like those onsies-"mom and pop"-type restaurants.

The Chain People...

  • Know what they are getting into
  • Enjoy forming close relationships
  • Find comfort in repetition
  • Play it Safe
  • Follow trends
  • Take low risks but are guaranteed a profit

Let's expound on the broad list above. People who frequent chain restaurants walk in knowing exactly what's on the menu and pretty much exactly what they want. There are no guessing games or high risk moves - you can hardly consider trying the grouper versus salmon is that monumental of a risk.

But I digress... Serial chain addicts enjoy forming relationships with even the most casual of encounters, which is, in this case, the relationship between the customer and the waiter/waitress. Now, I do realize that this can be applied to the "mom-n-pop" category too yet it takes on a different light.

Repetition - one of the main attributes of the "chain" category. These people probably park in the same spots at work, eat the same meals for breakfast, and maybe even have their underwear labeled by the day. I jest; but really, there's a comfort in knowing. Knowing that you will be happy with the service, you will be able to find something you like on the menu, and you will get your money's worth. No shame in it! Hey, I bet if we could, we would all have labeled undies. It would certainly make our mornings a little less complicated.

These people general existence can be summed up in "playing it safe." You know that feeling you get when you walk in to a new restaurant? You have no idea where the restrooms are. Are you supposed to seat yourself? Is there a smoking section?! Will you be floored by the prices??! Chain-ers (as i like to call them) have little to worry about. Often referred to as "regulars," these guys know everything there is to know about what they do most. This can be applied to their every-day activities as well. 5 bucks says they have a rigorous schedule; they are probably on time to most events, and they more than likely stick to their (much hated) budgets.

Trend setters be grateful - those who fall into this group make you or break you. The trend follower realizes that if enough people thought that it was good enough for them, then it must be good enough for me. This idea could not be any more accurate! I'm pretty sure that thousands of people aren't flocking to the nasty restaurant to spend their hard-earned monies for a meal they know they will hate (McDonald's in not included in this statement).

Lastly, the members of the category of the chain restaurant clan (long name, i know) take low risks and ergo are guaranteed somewhat of a profit, although that profit may not be as dramatic as the high-risk-taker category of "onesie-restaurant lovers". I'm sure they ask themselves "If I have ten bucks for lunch, why would I potentially waste it on something i could potenially hate when i could spend it on something I know I like?" Which, folks, is one very valid -and boring- argument.

In summary, the above mentioned category loves routines; thrives off of repetition; enjoys being considered the "regulars," and is there anything wrong with this? Absolutely not. I'm just stating a fact. Next post, I'll address the attributes of the "onesies-clan" - the proverbial mom-n-pop shop customers.

So... do you agree? Disagree? Fall way too inline with this category? Let's hear it! And remember, there's no such thing as a free lunch... unless the waiter spills his tray on you- then contact the manager and eat that free meal like you've never eaten before.

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Chapter 1: Relationships - The Expiration Date

Relationships are a part of your life whether you choose for them to be or not, and I'm not referring solely to dating relationships. The relationships I am referencing can range from those people you run into at the restaurant, the people in your office, and yes, the romantic interests you may share with an individual.

I thought of this the other day when I was remembering back to people who were once such a big part of my life, but to whom i rarely speak to now. And then it hit me - relationships have expiration dates.

Hear me out, you meet someone. The two of you click perfectly. Everything is going great, right? Then, as time continues, you ever so slowly begin spending less and less time communicating with said person, until one day, you realize that that person who was such a huge part of you has now become just a memory from your recent past.

It's all about the expiration date. Every relationship has a beginning time and likewise a designated ending time. Starting from the beginning point, you learn "tid-bits" of useful information whether you realize it or not. Once the relationship has reached its expiration date and dissolved, it is up to you to find out what you have learned from that connection with that individual.

To give the readers an example, I find strong pleasure surrounding anything that deals with cars, specifically sports cars. Earlier this year, I felt that it was time to sell my RX-8 and move on to something that had more horsepower and possibly cylinders as opposed to the 8's rotary engine. During this time, I had formed a relationship in the form of a friendship with a guy who owned a customized 350Z by Nissan. Although the relationship reached its expiration date, and I find myself rarely talking with that individual anymore, I have since purchased for myself a 350Z. From the expired relatinoship, I gathered information that later benefitted me when it came time for me to purchase a new car.

In summary, the relationship began - the relationship ended. I learned valuable information. One cannot harbor negative feelings towards the other person in the above relationship if they take into account all that they have learned. They can mentally thank that person and move on - a better and more improved version of themselves.

Both partners in the dissolved relationship walk away having taken some form of information that may and most likely will be used to shape their future. It is the ultimate formula for a win-win situation. And who doesn't like to win?

Would love to know what you think, disagree with, relate to - so please, take a moment to leave a much appreciated comment.
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Preface: Introductions.

Welcome!

I would like to preface my first entry with an explanation as to why I am creating this blog. First, I have always wanted to put in writing my thoughts. Second, I have lots of thoughts with which to do so. And lastly, I would love to hear the opinions of other readers, such as yourself.

So in summary, don't lurk! I want to know what your thoughts are! Agree? disagree? All comments are welcome and very much appreciated.

Oh, and with regards to me, the writer - I will be reaching a monumental age this week, and I figured, "Why not celebrate it with the creation of a new pasttime all while keeping documentation of those thoughts and concepts I have structured my life around?" So hear it is, and hopefully will be updated with much insight and maybe some not-so-deep posts... on days when work has slowed (most likely on Fridays).

Tomorrow shall begin my official "book-blog" and I hope, in time, to have many followers with even more opinions and ideas.

Thanks for your time and happy reading.
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