SO, a break from the inspiring, work-a-holic / take-over-the-world posts and time for a good ol' "I dont feel like working" post...! (you can never have enough of these, I swear).
This Friday is my 22 yr old sis's birthday.... soon to be 23. What to get her , What to get her - GIFT CARD! You just can't go wrong with these things! I want to find the creator of the gift card and shake his hand... and then bear hug him. Yes, indeed I do.
But leave it to the sister to throw a fast one... a birthday list. FML. And what happened to be on the proverbial Birthday List? Only everything that was worth nearly $100! Ok, now I know that the reason behind giving isn't so you can get... but just throwing this out there - for my birthday, she bought be two shirts ON sale (cheap) ON black friday (cheaper) USING my coupon (cheapest)... I'll ball park her gift to me at a sunshiney $30.
So, what choice do I have?! Yesterday I ran out to the mall on my lunch break. Some old fart blew past his "YIELD" sign and nearly ran me over in the parking garage then proceeded to yell explitives at his windshield to which I silently replied with my middle finger.
I walked into the store only to find the purse she wanted at the top most part of the ceiling on some hanger thing. I had to ask one of the workers to get it... three attempts with three different ladders later, she finally hands me the FUGLIEST PURSE EVER.
I bought it, cringing at the $75 bucks I'd just spent on a purse that was made for Lady Gaga... turns out I'd bought the wrong one... hallelujah! I think cross my fingers that the poor sales clerk will be off duty when I return it. I'd hate to see her face.
Oh, so I went on an ebay listing spree... listed anything and everything that wasn't bolted to the floor of our house. Two American Girl Dolls - Ok... a doll is a doll, right? WRONG... these women are going crazy asking me these in-depth questions about these freaking dolls! "Do they stand" "Where is the sweater" "Does this come with it" ....SHEESH ladies! What you see is what you get!
Anyways, enough with my ramblings... only 2 more hours to kill before I can leave for the day... maybe man-up and return that fugly purse from hell.... lol.
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